Iceberg Slim Quotes: The Renowned Author Of Pimp Quotes

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Robert Beck (born Robert Lee Maupin or Robert Moppins, August 4, 1918 – April 30, 1992), better known as Iceberg Slim, was an American pimp who subsequently became an influential author among a primarily African-American readership. Beck’s novels were adapted into movies. Wikipedia.

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Iceberg Slim Quotes: The Renowned Author Of Pimp Quotes

“Before I’d touch a square bitch’s slit,
I’d suck a thousand clappy pricks and swim through liquid shit,
They got green puke between their rotten toes,
And snot runs from their funky nose,
I hope square bitches become syphilitic wrecks,
I hope they fall through their own assholes and break their motherfucking necks.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“I smelled the stink that only a street whore has after a long, busy night.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“No more small towns for me. I was going to the city to get my degree in pimping.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“Slim, I hope you ain’t sexed that pretty bitch yet. Believe me, Slim, a pimp is really a whore who’s reversed the game on whores. Slim, be as sweet as the scratch. Don’t be no sweeter. Always stick a whore for a bundle before you sex her. A whore ain’t nothing but a trick to a pimp. Don’t let em Georgia you. Always get your money in front just like a whore. Whores in a stable are like working chumps in the white man’s factory..”-Iceberg Slim
“An emotional debt is hard to square.”-Iceberg Slim
“Why did Justice really always wear a blindfold? I knew now. It was because the cunning bitch had dollar signs for eyeballs”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“This volume is dedicated to time.
It gives us memories, fine wine, and wrinkles.
But the only thing worse than getting old is not getting old.
So here’s to time, dear reader, yours and mine.
May you have many more wrinkles, a lot of fine wine,
and memories to last two lifetimes.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“A bitch aint shit without a man’s good whip, & 1 monkey wont stop my show.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.” ~ Iceberg Slim
“Only a fool trips on what is behind him.” ~ Iceberg Slim

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Iceberg Slim Quotes

“I think my sound differentiates me from everyone else. I’m able to dip and dabble in other genres, without feeling out of place. Im not confined to one sound.” ~ Iceberg Slim
“Hip Hop will always have a lane of its own, for those that appreciate the culture.” ~ Iceberg Slim
“As far as being an African artist, my inspiration has been the fact that I’m a part of the generation that will put Nigerian African music on a global scale. It’s been a long road for us, but I believe we’re finally at that point where we can showcase our music to the world and get international recognition.” ~ Iceberg Slim
“Fair exchange, as the old saw goes is never robbery”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“Whirly bits of confused thought stormed my mind.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
“It was a tragic Westside slum inhabited by poverty-mauled blacks.”-Iceberg Slim Quotes
I’m here tonight appearing before you as a well individual. Free of the street poison that put me into the kind of position where I brutalized and exploited our Black queens. You have to have a realization that when you exploit your own kind, that you are, in effect, counterrevolutionary; that you are hobbling and crippling the struggle of Black people for freedom and dignity.-Iceberg Slim Quotes

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Pimp Quotes

“Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.” ~ Christian Finnegan
“Women say they want a man who knows what a woman’s worth. That’s a pimp.” ~ Rich Hall
“If you’re crying under fire, then you wasn’t built for war.
If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.” ~ MF Grimm
“Pimpin’ ain’t dead ’cause I be the life line.” ~ Lil Wayne
“Taking somebody’s money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it’s taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you work for the Army; then it’s National Defense. Spying on your neighbors is invasion of privacy, unless you work for the FBI; then it’s National Security. Running a whorehouse makes you a pimp and poisoning people makes you a murderer, unless you work for the CIA; then it’s counter-intelligence.” ~ Robert Anton Wilson
“Taking somebody’s money without permission is stealing, unless you work for the IRS; then it’s taxation. Killing people en masse is homicidal mania, unless you work for the Army; then it’s National Defense. Spying on your neighbors is invasion of privacy, unless you work for the FBI; then it’s National Security. Running a whorehouse makes you a pimp and poisoning people makes you a murderer, unless you work for the CIA; then it’s counter-intelligence.” ~ Robert Anton Wilson
“Well, I’m too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I’m just gonna keep playin'” ~ Clark Terry
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” ~ Tiger Woods
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.” ~ Chris Rock
“If pimps and thieves everywhere were always punished, honest people would all believe themselves always to be innocent.” ~ Albert Camus
“He was an old Drag man with his bit getting short. He was the first to attempt to teach me to control my emotions.
He would say, “Always remember whether you be sucker or hustler in the world out there, you’ve got that vital edge if you can iron-clad your feelings.
I picture the human mind as a movie screen. If you’re a dopey sucker, you’ll just sit and watch all kinds of mindwrecking, damn fool movies on that screen.”
He said. “Son, there is no reason except a stupid one for anybody to project on that screen anything that will worry him or dull that vital edge.
After all, we are the absolute bosses of that whole theatre and show in our minds.
We even write the script. So always write positive, dynamic scripts and show only the best movies for you on that screen whether you are pimp or priest.”
His rundown of his screen theory saved my sanity many years later. He was a twisted wise man and one day when he wasn’t looking, a movie flashed on the screen. The title was “Death For an Old Con.”

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